Cherchez La Femme

"Cherchez La Femme"

Music & Lyrics by Scott Cooley.

He had trouble with the law, always a fight at a bar

Where the ladies loved to watch him sing and play guitar

But they never found him guilty, he never was condemned

Porquoi, je ne sais pas, cherchez la femme

A usual suspect when there was a heist

He stole a Picasso and the pink panther twice

Did he do it for fun, or did he do it for them?

Porquoi, je ne sais pas, cherchez la femme

Behind every good man there's a good woman too

For each bad man, a reason they do what they do

Inspector Clouseau knew the same thing was true

Look for the woman, that's where you'll get a clue

He bought the finest champagne, and a new Peugeot

He bought a big yacht and he built a chateau

He blew all his money on diamonds and gems

Porquoi, je ne sais pas, cherchez la femme

Behind every good man there's a good woman too

For each bad man, a reason they do what they do

Inspector Clouseau knew the same thing was true

Look for the woman, that's where you'll get a clue

He bought the finest champagne, and a new Peugeot

He bought a big yacht and he built a chateau

He blew all his money on diamonds and gems

Porquoi, je ne sais pas, cherchez la femme