I could show you how, but I ain’t no teacher

I won’t write you instructions or describe every feature

But I wrote you this song, even though I can’t sing

If I was a librarian, I’d say the same thing

Look it up, I don’t have time to explain

Got too many thoughts floatin’ around in my brain

Look it up, I know the answer but you’re botherin’ me

I don’t have the patience, and I don’t work for free

I’m not at your service, I’ve got better things to do

You need to leave me alone, and go ask somebody new

Look it up

I’m getting tired of always being that go-to-guy

Bombarded with who what when where and why?

Whether it’s in person, by email or phone

I can’t take any more questions, so you’re on your own

Look it up, I don’t have time to explain

Got too many thoughts floatin’ around in my brain

Look it up, I know the answer but you’re botherin’ me

I don’t have the patience, and I don’t work for free

I’m not at your service, I’ve got better things to do

You need to leave me alone, and go ask somebody new

Look it up

You need to learn to be more self-sufficient

I’m all out of favors and I’m far from omniscient

Next time you want my help, just play this song

Chances are the internet is right and I’m wrong

Look it up, I don’t have time to explain

Got too many thoughts floatin’ around in my brain

Look it up, I know the answer but you’re botherin’ me

I don’t have the patience, and I don’t work for free

I’m not at your service, I’ve got better things to do

You need to leave me alone, and go ask somebody new

Look it up

No I won’t write you a cheat sheet or draw you a doodle

So go online and try Yahoo or Google

Look it up