This I wrote after I found myself stuck on an elevator with an attractive woman who was seriously and obviously checking me out.  It's a rare occurrence, me being old and fat and all, so it threw me off guard, but this was undeniably noticeable and not something I misread.  The kind of thing that later makes your mind wander a bit - it can't be helped.  Being the happily married man that I am, I of course took no action whatsoever with the woman other than write this song - from the perspective of some other guy (not me, of course) experiencing the same thing I did in a different way, where the character's imagination ran a little more wild.